Sunday, August 31, 2008

Trashing Childhood memories via photoshop

A photo of Joel. Plus+
A photo of Joel minus a few years. Equals=....










BAM!
Joel put together the picture below of me a few weeks ago. I can post the before and after of that if anyone is interested. Talk about sexy.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Peanut Butter Dog

This is the image I walked into earlier today. We've gotten into the habit of giving Levi our empty peanut butter jars so he can "lick the bowl." I put it in the living room as it was rolling all over the kitchen floor. It looked like he was smiling at me a big toothy smile because the lip of the jar was pushing his upper lips up.
He was really going at it...

Ever see that look before...that look is Dog Euphoria...in peanut butter form...

Friday, August 29, 2008

Your door is ajar...but is your jar a door?

New door getting installed today. I watched our contractor heave and ho trying to get the door jam disassembled. As with most of the projects in the house, this certainly wasn't without it's share of "fun."
Those diagonal wood slabs are huge cedar pieces. They don't make them like that anymore...
I'm pretty fascinated by the past...and when I say that I refer to life that happened loooong before I was around. Seeing old craftsmanship like this is good for reminding me of that. It's hard sometimes to keep things in perspective. It isn't too often when I stop and think about everything that was here and happened long before I started sticking my nose into things. It's cool how just this small view into an otherwise unseen part of my house reveals so much. Just thinking these boards were nailed to this wall almost 100 years ago and haven't seen the light of day until now...it's pretty mind blowing. I also thought this shot was cool because it's almost like looking at the rings of a tree. The oldest part, (the big cedar boards on the right of the picture), followed by the old wood siding, then another set of flat stuff, (some sort of board or insulation), followed then by shingles, (yea...weird...but Robert says they probably insulated well...still they probably looked like crap), and finally the junky more modern vinyl siding, (soon to be replaced). We also found the original wiring for the doorbell...which I forgot to snap a photo of. I know I didn't, but did any of you ever think about how old "doorbell" technology is? I didn't before today. Pretty cool stuff.
The new door about to be fitted. I give ya the juicy pics of the new door in the frame tomorrow. It's "almost" done.
And today I got to hang with my nephew for a bit. His mom carted me to Sam's club so I could stock up on a few things, then we played some videogames for a couple hours after while she gave blood...you know, to save the world. Here's he's watching mom play some Wii Mario Galaxy.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

My Old House...the secrets...

The closet in the kitchen looks very intimidating...dare I venture inside...
What will happen if I open the door?....Will a ghost pop out?...Perhaps a Gremlin?....or maybe I'll just get slimed....



WHOA!!!!!
That was close. What's this? A secret passageway perhaps?? Well then, let me just unravel my trusty whip..er...drill and investigate...






Cold chills run down my spine... DO I feel a breeze coming from inside there? Am I hearing....chanting?....






I can...hardly...stand....the........Pressure...........sus.....pense!.....







AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's.....IT'S.....TAB!!!!!!!
So this is what I uncovered in my house today. I noticed this piece of drywall screwed in place inside the closet...and never much thought of the "why" about it until a few days ago. Now that the contractor has finished the flooring in here I felt like investigating. It's kinda cool finding little odd and ends nooks and crannies in this old house, (although we all know I'm secretly hoping to find some hidden fortune...not sure if TAB cuts it...maybe I should check inside the bottle). This discovery comes after another less exciting discovery while cleaning out the area under the basement steps a couple weeks ago. I found a sizable gap in the walls that you can peer down into. It was mildly entertaining. Perhaps I'll take some pictures of that sometime.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

The Great Cell Phone Debate

So my contract has been up with sprint for a few weeks now. The offered me a deal to sign back up for 2 years and I would get an instant $100 credit on my account. Nice eh? Only problem is I'm not sure if I can get a better deal with another carrier. It doesn't look that way, but I'm not sure. Other issue is I'm thinking of getting a "smart" phone for internet, text, etc. However, most family plans start at about $130 a month, which is flippin' rediclious. Any thoughts?

Oh, and Megan and chompin' at the bit for a new phone. Mine is still in decent shape as is hers, but that hardly competes with the shiney newness that comes standard on any new piece of technology...which wears off after about 2 days of having the new gadget.

On another note, my pumpkin plant appears to be dying, (no picture yet). I think my pumpkin is turning ripe, which probably means it won't get any bigger, (it's about7-10lbs.). I'm not sure what the heck happened, but whatever it going on its killing both my pumpkin plant and cucumber plant. Any thoughts? Would lack of fertilizing them be the culprit? I am perplexed.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Yea, I'm a jerk...but it's fun.



I made this today. Not exactly a picture, but after watching the video of her getting shot the SNL video is the first thing that came to mind. Is that bad? At least she was okay afterward. If she had died...well, that'd of been in a tad on the bad taste side then wouldn't it.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Blue Breakfast

A blurry picture of my cereal...blueberry style. Remember the days when cereal came in about 3 or 4 flavors...total? You know, Chocalate "whatevers", Vanilla "puff-evers", strawberry "marsh-evers", and bland cereal flavor "flake-evers". I suppose you had your blueberry stuff from time to time, but that may have been excluded to "Boo-berry" cereal...and then your "honey" flavored junk... Alright, so like 6 flavors. What's pretty funny now is whenever we see a cereal in a "new" flavor, we often have to get it just for that reason. The reality is it's usually not a "new" flavor at all. Someone just had the bright idea to inject some "Boo-berry" into my mini-wheats. Big whoop. Oh no...we gotta try it! We HAVE to find out what fake blueberries would taste like with sugar and milk! Whatever. I say give me some original flavors...stuff no one would think of, or at least be very uncertain of the taste. I'm not talking about those mystery bags of Doritos that pop up from time to time, (and on that, I think there last flavor was turpentine). Market a cereal as something no one could predict the flavor, even if it ends up being some kind of lame berry combo, keep me guessing! I want to see "Boo-Yaa!" flavored cheerios or Shmack! flavored Mini Wheats. What am I talking about exactly?... I don't know.
Okay, so the fridge thing is s'pose to slide back in the hole thing an...that's it.
King Tomato rules the middle-earth of my counter.
Our psuedo-clean and set-up living room. I think we'll leave the board over the window...for color.
Papa-san! Pu-pu-papaSAN!